Nearly But Not Entirely...

The dictionary defines “almost” as, “… very nearly but not exactly or entirely.” I am glad the English language has that word. For example, “I almost went to town,” is a simple and somewhat common expression. Without the word “almost,” we would have to say “I very nearly but not exactly or entirely went to town.” This almost brings me to my topic.

Many things almost happen in our lives while other things almost do not happen. Following are ten things in my life that I almost did but did not quite do:

• I almost was bitten by a copperhead snake in 1939, when I was four years old and living in Nederland. I was playing in a vacant lot next to our house and found an old coffee can. Inside the can was a little brown snake with an orange head sticking his tongue out at me. I yelled out for my mother and she hurried over with the intention of killing the snake but it slithered away, escaping her wrath.

• I almost drowned in the Beaumont Downtown Y. M. C. A. swimming pool in 1947. I tried to swim across the pool in the deep end. I had to let down and the water was 8 feet deep. Someone saw me struggling and helped me to safety.

• I almost was bitten by a water moccasin snake out at Twin Lakes south of Beaumont in 1952. Harold Bynum and I were walking on a path by the water. The snake did not appreciate the fact that I stepped on him. But he escaped safely and so did I.

• I almost received a blast in the back of my head from a Mossburg 20 Gauge Shotgun in 1952. Dick York and I were hunting north of Beaumont near Pine Island Bayou. There was a lot of underbrush. I was leading the way with a machete chopping vines and grass. Suddenly a gust of wind followed by a deafening explosion whizzed just over my head. The blast passed so close to my head that it combed my hair forward. Dick, who was coming along behind me with his 20 gauge said that he wondered if his safety was on so he pulled the trigger to find out.

• I earned my accounting degree from college in 1957 with plans to be an accountant. The only problem was I did not like accounting so I joined the army.

• I almost crashed while piloting a single-engine airplane near Jefferson County Airport in 1962. While approaching the runway to land, the craft suddenly was caught in a downdraft. I added power but to no avail. Fortunately, I reached the end of the runway and landed safely. I believe a heavier aircraft would have crashed short of the runway. This was my first experience with wind shear.

• I almost spent the night in the Big Thicket north of Beaumont in 1962. I went hunting and got lost wandering around in the woods. Fortunately I found my way out just before nightfall.

• I almost made my career in the Army Band but I married the girl of my dreams and she did not want to be a military wife. So that settled that.

• I almost was bitten by a rattlesnake while walking in the woods near Newton, Texas, in 1985. I thought the snake was a bull snake but Jefferson County Deputy Ernie Harrell, who was with me stomped the snake in the head with his cowboy boot, then showed me the rattles. That shook me up.

• I almost thought of ten things that I almost did but did not quite do.

But I could only think of nine.

Winston Hamby
WinHamby@comcast.net